I’ve been gathering stories from friends and experience about the dumbest people we’ve ever had to work with. After telling and re-telling these stories for awhile, it was suggested, repeatedly, that I make them into a book.

I see it as a kind of “choose your own adventure” story. You can pick and choose which chapter you feel like reading based on the title. You never know what you’ll get! This initial draft is written in a combination of 3rd person, which is what most people are used to, and what’s called 2nd person perspective, meaning the author is telling you what you’re seeing and experiencing etc. I’ve only completed initial drafts of some of the stories. It’s been a few years since I drafted them, so I can see even in my very brief re-reading that there are improvements that need to be made.

But, in case you’re interested, here is a list of the currently drafted chapters. Let me know if one piques your interest. I’d be happy to post them here!

1. Cow Pools
2. French Onion Soup
3. Talking to Uneducated People
4. Excel Name
5. Ny Fileroom
6. Carrot Cake
7. Daylight Savings for Deer
8. Webcame only works one way
9. 3.6 GPA via Worksheets
10. Ex Designed my Tat – Orobours
11. Magic Mike Review
12. April Fool’s Keyboard & Mouse Caper
13. Not in HD
14. Bereavement, Location Unknown
15. St. Patrick’s Day
16. We Ate All the Unicorns
17. Testosterone Turkey
18. Where is Moscow?
19. Stan Lee
20. Worried about the Ducks

I also have ideas for

• Spending the Raise before it’s here
• Mall Attack of the Cheater
• Birth Control at 13 for “regularity”
• The Fake Mouse Caper

Let me know what you wanna see!